Vodka has always been a thing of great joy. Not many things can bring the amount of joy i am about to describe to you right now. yes it may seem like i have issues but just read this, u need to keep an open mind alright. 

Anyone who's an alcohol enthusiast or at all a casual drinker should be able to relate or at least I understand what i mean. so today the bottle i would like to make our topic is the fat one ABSOLUT. Absolut was established in 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith and is produced in Åhus, a tiny medieval village in the county of Skåne, Sweden and unlike some other vodkas, it doesn’t contain any added sugar.

 It was introduced to the global market in 1979. Since its launch, Absolut has grown to sell over 90 million liters of vodka annually by 2008. The vodka is made from winter wheat. Approximately 80,000 metric tons (2,900,000 bushels) of wheat are used annually to produce Absolut Vodka.

So this very beautiful piece of art, which was probably distilled by celestial bodies, only to give us greatness.

Almost as if I’m drinking from the teat of Hera. I just had to use Greek mythology... Am sorry ... lol.

It also comes in different flavors but that’s a story for another day as we like to treat our Shayo individually.

It has a very large clear bottle, transparent and comes in flavors like most do. Apart from having a behemoth of a bottle it's also just perfect when it goes down your throat. There’s this feeling that can't be forgotten it opens not only your airwaves but maybe also brain waves to some new horizons and I’m not even kidding. Preferably drank cold or with ice in it.. Remember as they say drink responsibly *wink wink*.

These are some cocktails you can make with Absolut Vodka:

Which ever way you would rather have, just try not to Drive after this.